poison 

1) Liquid that will fuck with your internal organs, killing you if the dose is large enough

2) Eighties glam rockers, sub-standard to GNR.

3) Alcoholic beverage

1) I've poisoned your dinner

2) Poison are like trannies

3) What's your poison?

poison by Gumba Gumba February 28, 2004

Poison 

Only the most original band from the greatest era of music, 80's glam metal! They wore make-up during their performances only 7 years after Kiss did it. They were musical geniuses, borrowing licks from other bands in different genres and playing them louder, like they should have been played in the first place! Let's not forget Bret Michaels, only the most devoted, artistically enlightened frontman with the largest range ever heard by human ears. And his lyrics!? Who could forget such beautifully crafted rhymes, like:
"At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
behind the bushes
until I'm screamin' for more"
and
"Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its, yeah, it does"
Poetic composition in the English language has never been the same.

Trent: "Why should I listen to Poison?

Barry: "Well, they are hands down the best band with a former vocalist currently starring in multiple reality TV shows."

Poison by TheFlyingGopher June 9, 2010

Poison 

A young person of the female sex between the ages of 14 and 17 who is uncomfortably attractive to members of both sexes several years older, and hangs out in groups dominated by people several years her senior. Often the cause of psuedo-pedophilic crisis in the unfortunate victims who spend too much time with the Poison. Negative connotation in that going to far means jail time, but otherwise fun for all!

Joe: I'm Gonna get me some Poison tonight man.
Juan: Right. Luck with that.

Poison by chaoskilled October 5, 2007

poison 

Something you eat that either will make your life horrible, or kill you.

AKA, anything from McDonalds

Billy: i dont feel t good...*barf*

Wise Old Man: Hmmm....i sence you have eaten an EggMcMuffin...THAT SH*T IS POISON TO YOU DUMBASS! you will die in 10 seconds...

Billy: *kicks da bucket*

poison by michal angelo January 28, 2008

poison 

1. Someone or something that seems to bring harm or ill effects

2. liquor, especially cheap liquor

His attitude has always been poison.

poison by The Return of Light Joker August 26, 2009

Poison 

Cannabis-induced psychosis

Super DANK weed son

Teenagers that become psychotic from chronic cannabis smoking often caused by super dank weed and bad diet- no sleep nonstop smoking

guy1: My man got poisoned by skunk

skitz: man i cant smoke weed its poison

Look I can fly

Poison by Kingskit April 19, 2021

poison 

The last bit of a beverage in a bottle. Often people don't drink it, out of fear it may contain spit or has already lost its carbonic acid.

A: Dude, I'm so thirsty!
B: So why don't you just finish what's left in your bottle?
A: Naah, that's the poison..

poison by superweppy January 28, 2012