jewish piano

A pocket calculator

Slomo pulled his Jewish piano out to work out a price.

by Habibul Bashar April 13, 2022

Rich Piana

The greatest natural bodybuilder in history.

Rich Piana is my favorite natty bodybuilder.

by 霸氣屁孩 September 5, 2015

Piano Fingers

Fingers that are long and thin.
Piano fingers are great because you're able to reach piano keys much more easily.
It's also a compliment.

John: Wow, she has nice hands.
Peter: Yeah, she has piano fingers.

by Shiney Raincoat July 21, 2009

Poans

The phonetic spelling of the Internet slang "pwns"

"Whoa dude that guy poans in Call of Duty"

by Contrist July 19, 2017

pianus

A fishlike boss from the popular MMORPG "Maple Story".
Pronounced PEE-AN-USS.
Many jokes revolve around the closeness of this word to the word "penis".

"Man, I checked out pianus yesterday and he jizzed me to death with his white, spermy beam."
"Goddamnit you n00b lv 50."

by Rididdles December 16, 2006

Piano G

Piano G is a nickname haters of the rapper Polo G use because a lot of his music is on piano beats and they say he has no versatility.

"Did you hear the goat dropped a new song?"
"Piano G aint the goat fool"

by luckytendency June 2, 2021

Pogan

When you poop blood

He took a pogan right after pussying out on a debate on Marxism. Rumor is he died shortly after.

by Kekman420 April 11, 2022