Pmb

Pick me boy

Boy: ugh i’m so ugly and short, aren’t I?

Other people: Wow he’s such a Pmb

by Aicilev July 8, 2022

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PMB

PMB stands for Penis Memory Block. It's used to describe the trauma that occurs when a woman's been sleeping with the same man for so long she can only remember what HIS penis looks like and has no recollection of her former lovers' goods.

One day Sandra realised she could no longer remember what her ex-boyfriends penis looked like. Or any other penis for that matter; all she could see was Geoff's...

"Noooooooooooo!" she cried. "I have PMB!"

Her friends were very sympathetic.

by GMCarangi January 23, 2008

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PMB

Abbreviation for Puking My Breakfast; used to indicate a level of disgust and/or disappointment greater than Shaking My Head (SMH) or Fuck My Life (FML).

My idiot friend got back together with his disgusting, stretched out girlfriend. PMB.

A bird crashed into my car and exploded over my windshield when I was driving down the highway today. PMB.

by JaMarMel July 25, 2011

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PMB

Pat My Back
another way to "high five" or say good job, or sorry.
the new SMH but better.

Guy:whooo just got laid. PMB me bro!
Friend:*pats back* Good job man

....
Girl:aww man. had sex with that guy :( PMB please
Friend: *sympathetic back pat* it's gonna be ok.

by Adri &Val December 2, 2011

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PMB

The initials which stand for a group known as "Pensacola's Most Boners" (P.M.B.)
This is basically the males in the city of Pensacola who receive the most sexual intercourse.

(Guy 1) Dude! I've had sex with 4 different girls this week!

(Guy 2) You should be in PMB!

by Most Boners January 24, 2009

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