by j tizzle the super nizzle March 26, 2008
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C - Don't argue with leftists
U - Get more sleep
M - Don't get mad online
C - Don't argue with leftists
U - Get more sleep
M - Don't get mad online
by nddragoon November 1, 2020
Get the CUM Pledge mug.A psuedophile is a person who constantly tells self-flattering lies to his friends in a pathetic attempt to make them think more of him.
Matthew: "A biker put a gun to my head because I'm higher up on the ladder than he is. Then I smoked 15 cones, drunk 2 cartons of Jacks then drove home. On the way I had to stop and beat up twelve abbos with one hand, the bong was in my other. Then I picked up 10 smoking hot drunk girls, banged them all and dropped them home, apologizing to their boyfriends on the way coz I'm a good guy. The cops pulled me over and breathalized me on the freeway but i told them I only lived around the corner and they let me off for the third time in a week. I have a supermodel girlfriend who I got pregnant but you guys can't meet her or see her. Ever. Now I'm an ice dealer."
Matthew is a psuedophile.
Matthew is a psuedophile.
by Grazer1989 May 15, 2009
Get the psuedophile mug.A game where kegs of beer are thrown down a set of stairs while pledges attempt to run up them. The use of a handrail and the national hazing hotline are prohibited.
by The Vag December 9, 2008
Get the Pledgey Kong mug.The epitome of a sex symbol. An ocean based athlete that is sure to get you all kinds of wet ;) Pluey will tickle more than just your funny bone with his unrestrained charm. IF you ever get a Pluey in the bedroom after he takes his OXIDURANCE be prepared to be dominated by his physical prowess. #Surflife #beachallday #shred #shredallday # prayforparis #surf
by PlueyLover March 11, 2019
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by da cheese collector 43🧀 November 7, 2021
Get the Varsity Pledge mug.A McDonald's with a helpful plug in it for taking advantage of the free Wi-fi. Not all McDonald's are so kind as to offer this service but it is much appreciated whenever it is there. Most McDonald's do not offer this service so that your computer will run out of battery and they can kick you out. But our freedom to use their wifi will never be taken away at PlugDonald's until closing time.
by Magnel June 17, 2010
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