ploughing

bum a slag and try to collect as much shit as possible under ones foreskin

i was ploughing this bitch and i managed 7 grams of awesome nuggets

by nevs jap August 12, 2012

plough

word meaning the opposite or used for sarcasm

person 1: i dropped the halfpipe first time i ever skated

Person 2: yeah as in plough

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Person 1: i dropped the halpipe first time i ever skated

Person 2: plough you did

by dom265 August 19, 2007

Plough the lilies

In the video game The Witcher 2, you will often hear enemy soldiers shout that sentence. Lilies are the emblem of the kingdom of Temeria. In essence "Plough the lilies" means "Fuck the Temerians"

Bar patron: Look, Temerian soldiers!
Other patron: Plough the lilies!

by Juub May 21, 2015

Down to Plough

'Ploughing' refers to a specific type of sexual intercourse where one is entered so powerfully that they feel they are being ploughed. Originates from Alderney and can be used as a casual expression to indicate one's sexual desires or activities. The letters 'DTP' are colloquially and frequently used as a shortened phrase. 'DTFP' is also a common alternative.

'Georgie is down to plough tonight.'

'Poppy wants to harvest the grain'

'George is going to plough that field'

by Team Sket October 24, 2011

Clothes-Plough

When you really cannot be bothered to tidy the clothes from your bedroom floor, so you use your foot to 'plough' them into a little pile. Very useful if you need to get to the door/bed/wardrobe, and you need to make clothes-free routes!

A method very popular with students the world over.

Housemate 1: I can't even get into my bedroom. There are too many clothes on the floor!
Housemate 2: Mate, you totes need to Clothes-Plough!
Housemate 3: Plough dems clothes!

by LadyMabeth:) May 16, 2011

wood plough

A term used to describe ones willingness to sleep with a person given the opertunity.

"Dave check out that ckick over there!!!!!"
"Wood plough."

by nz skux delux October 7, 2011

Finger Plough

A term used to describe the insertion of fingers in the Vagina or Anus. Also known as Fingering

Guy1: Dude what were you doing with her on that couch??

Guy2: Finger Ploughing dude

Guy1: Sweet, anything else?

Guy2: Nah, she wouldn't let me fully plough.

Guy1: Shame

by irplough October 29, 2010