Polispeak

Noun. Polispeak is a term used to describe quotes made by politicians, which are usually stupid, funny, confusing, or attract media attention for one reason or another.

"Jack, what did you say to Jill about Bill!?"
"All I did was have 'a short and jocular conversation' with her, it wasn't serious!"
"Nice use of Polispeak"
"Thanks, that Peter Garrett quote attracts attention anywhere nowdays"

by Over the Hill December 27, 2007

pisper

To urinate into the ear canal, especially as a prank while the victim is sleeping or otherwise incapacitated.

Jane got too drunk at the party, passed out, and was pispered by John. She said it felt like a wet willy, but even being teabagged would have been less humiliating.

by bstppldrmr March 22, 2010

plimplimant

To plan and impliment a course of action at the same time.

"I hate working like this! I feel like I'm building a plane while flying it"

"Yeah. That's how we do things here. We are always plimplimanting."

by Gortimer April 9, 2013

Snake Plissken

The guy who defeated Issac Hayes, Bruce Campbell and a Che Guevara lookalike, escaped from New York and L.A, rescued Donald Pleasance, screwed over the American government twice, managed to pilot the world’s worst animated minisub, rode a tsunami with Peter Fonda and shot his way through a thinly disguised polystyrene wall, all with one eye and an impractical mullet.

Snake Plissken is cool.

Snake Plissken said "Draw"

Snake Plissken wants a smoke.

by Phantom Definition Writer July 23, 2008

Plips

The anatomical name for the penile lips. The lips either side of the terminal opening of the male urethra on the distal tip of penile organ.

Oh baby, you get me so hot and bothered. My plips are self-glossing right now.

Kiss me on the plips, make it wet so it slips!

by Arkyle November 27, 2021

plasphalt

recycled plastic is made into a heat absorbing material and is added to asphalt to displace petroleum and hydrocarbon pollutants

pave the roads with plasphalt

by rossss840 August 1, 2009

Plipped

Plip; Verb or Plipped

If you "plipped" someone it means you unlocked the car door at the same moment the other being opened the door. Thus, canceling the unlocking and the door still being locked.

Yo dawg you just plipped me man.

I hate it when I get plipped.

by Captain Kyrk September 28, 2010