Peanus

1. N. A penis which is the approximate size of a peanut. Not a mispelling.

That guy took too many steroids, now he has a peanus.

by Mule_Hammer September 14, 2005

peanust

Peanust meaning an unintelligent person that can't follow directions and is absurdly annoying

Person 1: Have you heard of Billy
Person 2: No
Person 1: Yeah don't talk to him, he's a Peanust

by TerrorFuckingMaxima November 16, 2020

hort peanus

when the peanus gets hort

i forgot to put sunscreen on my dong and got a hort peanus

by Lomaarharetanio February 17, 2022

Peanus

A corruption of the word "Peanuts". Originating from a poll on the wordIGN Boards/word by user DcPunk, which was meant to be called "What's your favorite type of peanuts".

Instead, the poll looked was asking people to choose between salted or roasted "peanus".

The word has been absorbed as part of standard issue Internet-speak, and literally means "penis".

OMG uRghey now stik ur peanus in my but kthx

by Mr_eX September 8, 2003

peanus

pee handle, wank rod

My peanus itches.

by ugglet October 8, 2019

Peanus

The process of sicking your own penis inside your own anus
(Verb)

Did you try the peanus last night?

by Theseeroffandom January 11, 2017

Peanus

Penis and anus combined.

I want someone to lick my peanus.

by LemonsAnnish September 22, 2015