Plausible Deniability Salad

1. A salad eaten at a large buffet in order so that the person eating it doesn't look like a total glutton to everyone around them.
2. Any act undertaken in order to hide one's true intentions.

1. I went to the buffet last night, but I ate some plausible deniability salad before heading for the wings, tacos, and steak.
2. Right before I porked your mom, I told her how sorry I was that her fifth husband had run away with the 1976 East German Women's Sumo Wrestling Champion, but consoling her was just plausible deniability salad. All I really cared about was getting it on with her.

by The Fourth Man in the Tub March 30, 2011

Plausible Deniability

To know that your condom broke inside but you choose not to tell your partner

She has so many boyfriends, that if she ever gets pregnant, all of them gets the benefit of plausible deniability

by Tashrifm July 24, 2022

plausible dnability

When you have sex with your husband on the same day as your father-in-law, so if you get pregnant you can avoid suspicion.

My husband's dad likes to go raw, so I make sure I have sex with my husband the same day so I have plausible DNAbility.

by finalf May 21, 2020

Plausible mate

So, she used the term in relation to the men who have multiple babymamas.

Hym "But... The men you're talking about are already fucking all of the women... Their already BEYOND what would constitute a 'plausible mate.' They are the IDEAL mate. One chosen by way of hypergamy and pre-selection. They are literally the best one to mate with by consensus. This is more of you trying to manipulate people into doing what the fat cocks won't and clean up their mess. And this ties into the 'what you want vs what you SHOULD want' issues with Jordan. What he does is project what women SHOULD want onto them and sell that to his audience as what the actually want. But that isn't what's happening. And I've seen some of the mf fucking these women. It doesn't take all the much to be a plausible mate for a woman that's perfectly fuckable."

by Hym Iam April 21, 2023

Plausible cuckability

Plausible deniability for being a cuck. Often gained by compensating for unprecipitated emotions from a crush with drunken one night stands.

Dude, why did you sleep with Amanda last night! I thought you had a crush on Victoria?

Plausible cuckability.

by Liamo Nerico May 8, 2023

pawsible deniability

When a kitty is so cute that it couldn't possible have committed the crime.

Did the cat poop on the carpet? No way, look at that face! He's got pawsible deniability.

by sirbennetj May 13, 2015

flausible

appearing worthy of disbelief or flawed. Antonym of plausible

Your argument regarding a flat Earth is flausible.

by hijump October 27, 2008