plank

A slang term for a bed or place of slumber (typically used for only one night). Oftentimes, refers to a spare bed or couch that can be used to crash overnight, yet the definition allows for any sleeping place (ex. mat, floor, extra lawn chair, etc.).

Friend One: "Bro I'm coming back to Toronto for a night, can a mandem bless me a plank?"
Friend Two: "Ahh don't worry fam, I just got a spare bed"

by tits4toby August 19, 2017

plank

a stupid person or pice of wood

u stupid plank

i ahve a 2x4

by ZuPa pAn August 18, 2003

plank

In the situation of being about to be fired, laid off, or dumped, as in "walking the plank", "on the plank", "went off the plank", etc.; from the pirate custom of making superfluous individuals walk off a plank at the side of their ship and fall into the water.

"I hear Millie's on the plank and they're just waiting for an excuse to let her go."

by anarcissie May 1, 2008

plank

slang term for fucking someone

I took that hottie home last night and planked her.

by Johnny Tats October 30, 2007

plank

A wooden board nailed to the edge of a boat.

I pushed my boss off the plank.

by Saints October 26, 2003

plank

An erection.

From "to have wood". Often used to announce morning wood.

I've got a plank!

by Manshenstein February 24, 2011

plank

someone who is dum and burns there arm hair off.

your such a plank

by guy65483 February 9, 2017