pistachio 

to urinate. from colloquial-"piss"

"pat, i'm busrting for a pistachio"
"mark, i'm not surprised with all that beer you drank"

pistachio by mark n pat September 10, 2003

Pistachio 

A young white rapper who raps about having sex with moms.

Have you heard the new Pistachio mixtape?

Yeah. I don't think I heard one song where he doesn't talking about fucking someone's mom.

Pistachio by Uncle Scott August 11, 2010

Pistachio 

A tasty nut that some people can't eat coz it gives them gas.

"I wish I could eat pistachios but they give me gas :("

Pistachio by winklestinkle August 14, 2018

Pistachio 

Pulling someone ponytail so they fall backwards

Shut up or imma Pistachio you

Pistachio by Imnotatoad April 11, 2021

Pistachio 

When you get that penis under that shell

Gimme some pistachio and figgy pudding

Pistachio by 9898en June 2, 2021

Pistachio 

Pistachios are bait used by naughty naughty people...

"He got offered pistachios, he's never been seen since.

Pistachio by got assaulted by pistachios :( January 10, 2023

Pistachio 

A degusting nut that is eaten by old people. For some odd reason this nut is used in many different types of foods such as, ice cream, milk, candy, baked goods, bread, anything you can think of. There are even pistachio flavored gummie worms (who in the world is eating that garbage)

This pistachio is so good. The rich earthy flavor is soaking into mu tongue.

Pistachio by Definitely a Certified Surgeon April 4, 2023