Pistachio

A delicious nut snack

"I LOVE PISTACHIOS" exclaimed Johannes

by ninjacow October 31, 2010

Pistachio

A term used to describe the female genetalia, derived from the vaginal resemlance of it's shell.

Diane: You should find yourself a nice girlfriend Jack.
Jack: Ooh, not for me thanks. I'm not a fan of the pistachio.

by Mr G-Man November 30, 2011

Pistachio

A mustache with urine in it.

Ronny: Hey Jim, can I piss in your mustache?

Jim: But then I would have a pistachio.

by PMonee May 6, 2016

Pistachio

An Ugly Bitch

Dude this girl in my 3rd Period, Devon Gelista, is such a Pistachio

by Grunt-Ahuah Bros. April 7, 2011

Pistachio

A young white rapper who raps about having sex with moms.

Have you heard the new Pistachio mixtape?

Yeah. I don't think I heard one song where he doesn't talking about fucking someone's mom.

by Uncle Scott August 11, 2010

pistachio pudding

When your sick girlfriend hawks a loogie after you cum in her mouth.

Tamara was sick, so I came in her mouth and she made pistachio pudding

by Superlance1 November 28, 2013

Pistachio Friend

Lifestyle friends that you don't necessarily have sex with. They may have been vanilla friends first or lifestyle friends that enjoy each other's company, but are not sexually attracted to each other or don't want to have sex with each other for some reason

They are more than my vanilla friends, but not my chocolate friends; they are pistachio friends.

by Bikamasutracouple January 20, 2019