pisswad

either after having sex, or a wank, or just naturally, you take a piss and have wads of cum shoot out the nozzle.

'eww, who left pisswads in the dunny?'

by Raistlin_ April 12, 2007

pisswank

The need to urinate occurring during masturbation. Continuing to ejaculation often results in a less pleasurable orgasm. This often happens upon waking up with morning wood.

John woke up with a hard-on but he also needed a piss. He struggled on and after his ejaculation wondered why he had bothered with his pisswank after all.

by TheRealChives January 4, 2012

Pissmaxxing

The act of asserting dominance by pissing one's pants

James was seen Pissmaxxing in public to appear confident

by 2mosquito October 27, 2023

Nigel pisswater

Pls some take this name on spotify

Yo, listened to nigel pisswater yet.

by Bitchiest bitch in town February 5, 2022

pisswank

to urinate during masturbation; a person who urinates during masturbation.

If you pisswank, it could be messy; He is a fucking pisswank.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Pisswasser

Cheap and toxic german beer indistinguishable from Newcastle Brown ale that tastes like pish.

German in Newcastle :My good man this Newcastle brown ale tastes like pisswasser

Thick Geordie: Oi you cheaky bastid are yo sayin owa beer tastes like pisswassa?

German : No I said pisswasser

Thick Geordie: that's alreet then

by qwertyu3 February 23, 2011

pissaxed

Pissed but relaxed

You’ve had a stressful day and youve had a drink or two ending up pissaxed.

by Pissaxed February 1, 2018