Passturbate

Passing a ball, puck, disc, etc. to yourself in a sports related video game.

Aaron: Dude, pass me the puck!
Stephen: I'm trying! It keeps passing to myself!
Aaron: I don't wanna play if you're just gonna passturbate all day.

by sparker29 August 29, 2012

Pissturbation

To be masturbating, and then have to piss while doing so.

Nintenjoe was so drunk after the 3 beers he drank, that he pissturbated.

by ICB4LIFE January 25, 2005

Pissterated

To be extremely upset. A mix of Pissed Off and Frustrated.

Wow! That cat is totally pissterated with that kid who keeps pulling its tail!

by Malueram May 19, 2010

Pissticated

To be supremely pissed to where you almost have no control but you can still laugh about stuff even if its someones brains on the floor. Close to meniacal

Man my girl got me all pissticated.

by chocolate bear 614 February 25, 2010

Pissulate

When you hold onto your piss for so long it hurts more than blue balls!

Oh man I was in agony with pissulate earlier

by Pissulate December 17, 2021

Pisstrated

Extreme emotional disturbance causing the individual unable to speak.

I was so pisstrated when my old lady dropped my entire vial of acid.

by Jason Hapner September 5, 2003

Pisstabate

To piss and masturbate at the same time and get your hand all wet.

why is your hand all wet!?
I was pisstabateing

by Insane in the membrane June 7, 2014