Passturbate

Passing a ball, puck, disc, etc. to yourself in a sports related video game.

Aaron: Dude, pass me the puck!
Stephen: I'm trying! It keeps passing to myself!
Aaron: I don't wanna play if you're just gonna passturbate all day.

by sparker29 August 29, 2012

Peesterbate

When someone masterbates hoping to ejaculate but instead of cumming he pees because he forgot to go to the bathroom first.

I accidently peesterbated last night.

by Crapknojjjjj February 11, 2010

posterbate

To sequentially post in a message board forum by oneself.

Many users of RD like to posterbate in the Games forum.

by lauracs June 13, 2008

Pissturbation

To be masturbating, and then have to piss while doing so.

Nintenjoe was so drunk after the 3 beers he drank, that he pissturbated.

by ICB4LIFE January 25, 2005

Pissterated

To be extremely upset. A mix of Pissed Off and Frustrated.

Wow! That cat is totally pissterated with that kid who keeps pulling its tail!

by Malueram May 19, 2010

pussterbation

pussterbation - An unnecessary term meaning vaginal masturbation. Portmanteau of pussy and masturbation.

Yesterday my mom asked me if I had discovered the joys of pussterbation.

by anklepain9000 July 12, 2010

pisstubate

the act of pissin while masturbating. simple really!

dude i did some wild pisstubatin last nite

rock on!

by heamopheliaexperts July 23, 2005