pisstaker

literally someone who takes the piss, i.e. someone who mocks something or somebody

I can't stand him, he is such a pisstaker!

by Paolo Rossi March 25, 2008

Social pisstance

Social pisstance is standing six feet away from a toilet and letting it rip in the name of public health.

WTF! Move in close to the pisser!!!

Fuck you, this is social pisstance! I love humanity and this is how I show I care, Mr. Covid dick!!!

by Covidblues April 18, 2020

pisswank

The need to urinate occurring during masturbation. Continuing to ejaculation often results in a less pleasurable orgasm. This often happens upon waking up with morning wood.

John woke up with a hard-on but he also needed a piss. He struggled on and after his ejaculation wondered why he had bothered with his pisswank after all.

by TheRealChives January 4, 2012

pisstake

A word used to describe something that was so utterly poor or pathetic that its just a total joke

That test we did was a pisstake
Havin a fight with yous a pisstake mate

by gandy $0 May 3, 2005

pisswank

to urinate during masturbation; a person who urinates during masturbation.

If you pisswank, it could be messy; He is a fucking pisswank.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Pisstake

usually British slang for taking the piss or really annoying someone

man you know Michael he is such a pisstake.
are you taking the piss?

by hugjgb tb tiuygyyyy June 26, 2018

piss tank

the bulging protuberance on a female between her cunt and waste band; may also be referred to as a gunt

look at the piss tank on that slag its like a space hopper

by jon ronson July 29, 2006