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After the crucifixion,a lot of fitness buffs tried to jump on the band wagon so Pilate was forced opened a gym (Pilates Fitness, inc.) at the local coliseum and hire some trainers. The gold members were given the "Martyr" card.
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Dude, I heard Jesse's such a gay, he has to do ass pilates to keep himself from shitting everywhere.
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Aerobics and weights and yoga all failed, but pilates has this weird sounding name so maybe it's different and will work.
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