pussitator

not quite a dictator for it is a female who does not have a dick...(obviously) so a female ruler or a dictator

"I am the pussitator of all Europe," said Queen Elizabeth.

by TipToes January 11, 2008

pisswater

watered-down beer.

Fuck Budweiser, that shit is fucking pisswater

by r00fles April 24, 2003

inappropriate pissination

Means the same thing as inappropriate whizzination; When a pet dog or cat urinates in an inappropriate location, such as in a clothes basket or onto a stack of important papers.

Nikki pissed onto some very important documents this morning; it's clear that she had inappropriate pissination.

by Telephony December 20, 2015

pisstaker

literally someone who takes the piss, i.e. someone who mocks something or somebody

I can't stand him, he is such a pisstaker!

by Paolo Rossi March 25, 2008

pissmittens

An exclamation of frustration and/or anger at a certain situation.

John: Pissmittens I think I just ran over Steve's dog!!

by erotikhamster June 3, 2010

Pisstipated

When you feel like you have to piss, but nothing comes out, while you still feel like you gotta piss. The opposite of constipation.

Damn, Jane drank that whole gallon of water but she's been in the bathroom for an hour. She must be pisstipated.

by nunya696969 January 14, 2019

pissitive

You're pissed off but you're positive about what you're pissed about.

I'm pissitive my girl blew joe at the party...

by White2chains July 8, 2016