pistory

History of pictures. Coin phrased by Margaret Browning.

I saw your pistory on instgram.

by ATCPRO December 23, 2016

Pistoriused

The act of getting or being highly intoxicated from consuming large quantities of alcohol. Derived from the British words "legless" and "pissed".

I say, I drank a trifle too many glasses of port yesterday evening, I was frightfully Pistoriused!

by Pass me my monocle February 24, 2013

Pistorophobia

The fear of bakers and bakery shops. People who suffer from this fear often bake their own bread and pastries because they are afraid to enter a bakery and buy them there.

Gregory suffers from Pistorophobia, that's why he always makes his own bread.

by Bake Man May 25, 2018

Pistoriachor

The smell of baking.

I love the smell of pistoriachor in the morning!

by CJ1326 November 27, 2021

The pistorius

Grabbing a stranger off the street forcefully leading them to an alley and forcefully putting your amputed leg up their anus but yelling surprise before hand so it isn't classified rape and leaving them to bleed out from their anal wounds.

Did you see that person left in the alley,they must have received the Pistorius

by Mitch Jack Matese September 17, 2015

Oscar Pistorius

A guy who violently knocks with the help with a gun

Person 1: "Did you do a Oscar Pistorius yesterday?"
Person 2: "Yes, to my wife"

by AmongUsSussyJ_Son_ May 18, 2022

Pissors

Large fleshy scissors. Made out of a penis cut in half. Usually bloody.

I used my black pissors to cut up my wrists.

by P-Dog Hilton May 23, 2009