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Pinching

When an asshole of a drug dealer buys weed, and resells it for the same price, but pinches some weed from the bag for himself and not telling the buyer. Therefore, accumilating weed for free.
"Dont buy a bag from Brandon, i caught him pinching a couple times, that asshole"
by whatwhat113 March 30, 2009
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Mush pinching

When someone pinches the tip of your penis
The boys got spy with a horrible mush pinching and he screamed like a 5 year old girl
by King7624 September 17, 2019
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Pinching Off

>> 1. The act of contracting one's anal sphincter to cut a log of feces off in mid-defecation.

>> 2. Forcefully preventing ejaculation by squeezing the shaft of the penis.
Man did you see the deuce he dropped? You can even tell where he pinched off.

Pinching off prevented a rather sticky coffee-break facial.
by Ryzarh November 9, 2006
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Pinching Horseshoes

A person seemingly blessed with an unbounded amount of good luck.

A blended term making use of two popular idioms:

pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."

I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
by Annastacia June 27, 2009
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pinching one off

1. The elimination of fecal waste through one's anus.

2. The art of expelling feces from one's anus in a manner that exceeds the definition of "pooping" or "crapping".
1. I was just in the bathroom pinching one off

2. Oh God how I love shitting!
by Purno December 9, 2008
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Pinching a no shitter

Not having the time to take a shit all day even though you know you have to. Or if there is not a place to take a shit.

When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.

When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.

On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.
I was up against two deadlines and had meetings throughout the day - I had to drop a deuce but I knew I would be pinching a no shitter which made me sweat and my guts quiver.
by Deuce Bigelow February 4, 2014
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pinchito

Tenemos que trabajar un un hora, solo hay tiempo por un pinchito mi amor!
by lorenzo san jose February 17, 2017
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