Piney

1) In the least mean form it is a synonym for Hill Billy.

2) People who live in trailers in the middle of the Pine Barrens.
Oh yeah, that dude is a Piney look at his teeth. I can even smell the stench of moonshine on his breath.
by Barren Pines July 28, 2010
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Piney

A in-bread, bearded, backwoods, dirty faced hick native to the Pine Barrons of Southern New Jersey.
Look Ma that Piney ain't got no teeth.
by ndm July 07, 2003
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Piney

A person living in South Jersey's Pine Barrens in the rural towns of Chatsworth, South hampton, Whitesbogs, Browns Mills, Pemberton, tabernacle or whiting that don't affiliate themselves with more developed urban culture indicative of the tri-state area in which they live. Piney's typically looked rugged, rough around the edges, blonde white people and give off a hillbilly aura when around more secular and independent urbanites. Pineys are less sophisticated and scoff at upward social mobility because that isn't possible in rural NJ. Pineys indulge in activities conducive to their environment, such as: riding dirt bikes, canoeing, smoking pot all day, being uninformed on current topics, despite having internet access, all in on traditional family values, and general accessorizing within their bubble of ruraldom. Most make less than 50k a year since there isn't big business in Rural south jersey. Pineys can be generaly good people , but they are many times a victim of circumstance, which explains the drug escapades that plague their towns.
You: Every time I visit my family, they mock me for being successful and trying to get a leg up in the world.

Friend: Dude, it's nothing! They're fucking pineys. Who cares.
by mrbelfort February 20, 2023
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Piney

A term loosely used to reference being under the influence of marijuana. Originally coined in 2006 by Humboldt County hip hop artist Hurbl - D in his debut song, "Slowly"
"Slowly, down the block, the herbs got me so piney, got my eyes so tiny."
by CaliKilla March 11, 2010
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Piney Power

The battle cry of Southern Jersey hicks ("Pineys"). Often seen on bumper stickers (especially, those on the bumpers of broken down 1982 Ford trucks), hats, or written on whatever else slack-jacked yokels own.
After Ned shot a pigeon with a pellet gun, he hollered "Piney Power!" and failed out of high school.
by Mike from N Jersey May 19, 2006
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Piney Porridge

The vital element of a mans sexual arousement. A nauturally produced pulp created to transport its commuters from Piney to Jiney ultimately used for procreation and to provide a natural release for the possesor of the organ, or in some cases, when a Jiney is not available, a sock/apple pie/anus can replace. Needless to say this particular porridge can be found around the general vicinity of the Piney, aka A Mans Reproductive Organ, aka Penis, aka pork sword, aka johnson, aka dinkle.
Warning: The combination of Jiney Juice and Piney Porridge can often lead to screaming whinging brats.
FOOTNOTE: 14 year old chav girls are often more susceptible to the receiving of Piney Porridge, however caution should be taken if you do not want to pay maintenance for the brat/child/thing for 18 years.

I shot my Piney Porridge all over her tits.

Goldilocks: This Piney Porridge is too salty!

The strange substance on Ben Stillers ear in There's Something About Mary.

Woman: I'm not swallowing that!
Man: But Piney Porridge is good for you, it keeps you warm and full right through till lunch!
by PennyPicker April 22, 2008
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Piney Fork

A little lost town in eastern ohio with nothing going on and absolutly nothing to do.
Come to Piney Fork where there is nothing to do and nobody to do it with!
by Pineyforkian April 14, 2009
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