Playing pool with a piece of rope

When you are trying to have sex with a girl but are far too drunk to get a full hard on or even a three quarter.

Man A: How did you get on with that girl last night?

Man B: To be honest mate I was so lashed it was like playing pool with a piece of rope.

by Mikey R July 21, 2007

im a piece of shit

Im a piece of shit is actually me being a piece of shit

"Im a piece of shit, i hate myself

by moxzroxz May 27, 2017

Do you want a piece of me?

its means "Do you wanna fight with me?"

Neil: hey dude you've got a bad choice!
Mark: Dude! Do you want a piece of me? !! :P

by Aphrodite Lefonte December 27, 2011

a piece of me

A fight. a chance to hit someone that will incur a return hit

-"do u want a piece of me". this guy is basically saying he's harder than the shmuck who's harrassing him

by wonderool March 23, 2004

A piece of shit

1. An annoying and apparently retarded individual who often only succeeds at irritating the people around him/her.

2. Some very smelly thing which usually comes out the back end of all living creatures.

Anybody with low self-esteem, and a tendancy to ruin other people's fortunes as a result, is a piece of shit.

by The_One_who_wins January 27, 2012

a piece of piss

something that is as easy as taking a piss

"man united's match against arsenal will be a piece of piss"

by skeo got loose June 1, 2019

break me off a piece of that

something that turns you on or something that looks really nice.

Break me off a piece of that ass.

by Betsy April 14, 2005