stanky pudding

Stanky pudding is a term for female genitalia engaged in cunnilingus, while also in need of hygienic attention. This could be due to performing physical activity in a hot environment but not having access to sufficient cleaning facilities for a day or more afterwards.

Jill: "I wanted to teach Jack a lesson about shoving his nasty wiener in my face after he's done at the gym. So after my two week camping trip with no running water, I stopped at his house on my way home and gave him the stanky pudding. Unfortunately, he loved it."

Jack: "Jill missed me so much while she was camping, she stopped at my house on her way home and sat on my face. I came all over the ceiling."

by butlerj April 28, 2014

giga pudding

A ridiculously large caramel pudding that was created by the Japanese in an attempt to restore the economy, turn everyone in japan into sumo wrestlers and take over the world with an army of fat Asian people.

Costing nearly $40, the dreams of restoring the economy and taking over the world failed as the giga puddings popularity died out rapidly amongst the people of Japan.

The theme tune itself was thought to brain wash people into buying and consuming an unethical number of giga puddings.

GIGA PUDDING, GIGA PUDDING, MINA DA TABEYO, GIGA PUDDING!!!111

by lollerbatez January 21, 2010

resume padding

A requirement to obtain admission to most top universities at both the undergraduate and graduate level. Involves spinning remedial job responsibilities as key managerial roles, single-day volunteer experiences as transformational accomplishments, and web sites created in 10 hours or less as ingenious entrepreneurial ventures. Known to induce gag reflexes amongst millenials, and hard-ons amongst baby boomers.

Percy Buckington graduated with a 2.5 GPA and had never actually worked a day in his life. But with proper resume padding, he was able to convince the committee that his trip to the most luxurious resort in Nigeria was a major humanitarian venture, and he had the web site to prove it. He was thus able to gain acceptance to almost every top MBA program.

by Cheice December 9, 2011

toilet pudding

Egregious diarrhea.

Don't eat at that taco truck, Jorge. You'll be up all night making toilet pudding.

by Dukeoferrl July 30, 2016

Yorkshire pudding

Yorkshire Pudding, also known as batter pudding, is a dish that originated in Yorkshire, England. It is made from batter and usually served with roast meat and gravy. Moreover, this meal is served traditionally on special occasions such as Christmas served with standing rib roast.

Are you eating your standing rib roast with yorkshire pudding Carrol?
Why yes, Melanie

by david faustino November 22, 2012

Pudding Stain

A suspiciously large brown stain found on the back of articles of clothing. Quite possibly Doo Doo

The girl in the miniskirt has bad taste, her clothes don't match, there's a pudding stain on the back, it might be doo doo!

by El Zacko September 24, 2006

Chocolate Pudding Factory

This is a synonym for an anus which is experiencing problems with producing solid stools (likely due to over-consumption of Yeo Valley yoghurt) and is producing faecal matter that looks more like a melt-in-the-middle chocolate pudding than a healthy poo.

If you were to have sex with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would end up with your penis looking like a chocolate pudding, hence the name. If you engaged in pegging with a Chocolate Pudding Factory you would likely end up with a Peg 'n' Pud.

"Wow, I think I must have eaten something funny. I have a stomach ache and I've got loads of gas emanating from my chocolate pudding factory!"

by Azbo The Great! March 10, 2017