broken pickleball

This is someone or something that no one wants to play with or be around anymore.

Barney: "Mom, no one will come over to play with me or let me come over to play with them. This is terrible! I feel like a broken pickleball. What should I do?"
Mom: "Well, Barney you are not a broken pickleball. You are a wonderful boy. You are just what some people may call socially retarded. So, there's that and you are thirty-seven years old. Now get a freakin' life and get the hell outta this house!"

by von groovy June 22, 2024

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Hairy Pickleball

A variant of pickleball that is played without pants, with everyone's hairy pickles exposed.

I forgot to wash my pants today. Looks like we can't play pickleball.

Oh wait! We can play hairy pickleball

by Senor Dank Nugs April 10, 2024

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Pickleball

Pickleball is a paddle sport that combines elements of tennis, badminton & ping-pong, with the intention to keep obese Americans from playing a more athletic game like tennis to support their overpriced health care system.

"So irritated...they converted all the public tennis courts but one court to a Pickleball court."

"Gotta keep Americans fat to feed the health care system."

by FudryDudry May 21, 2023

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