phallo photo portaphilia

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.

"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"

by Owen Lucas May 24, 2016

Phallocrat

A person who believes that males are the superior sex and should be in control, and that women should stay in the kitchen; usually a sexist male.

You patriarchal phallocrat! Choke on your oppressive dessert!

by thecomicgeek July 3, 2011

Phallocentric

Of or relating to the philosophy that my penis is the center of the world

Johnny had a very phallocentric worldview, given that his penis made most of his decisions for him

by D Flawless June 7, 2018

Phallophobia

Having the fear, or phobia of a penis. Especially and erect penis. This may cause the person with Phallaphobia to hypevenilate or even pass out.

Athena has Phallophobia and was watching tv with her friend Kevin, and he whipped out his penis and she started to hypervenilate, and then eventually passed out.

by AthenaAtropine October 12, 2008

Phyllis

The best daughter, sister, mother, wife, and friend anyone could ask for! Always there when you need her and will go above and beyond what is asked of her. Selfless. Compassionate. Shy. Puts so much of herself into her work.

I'm so glad I have a Phyllis!

by mamasgirl February 3, 2010

phallometry

The study of the penile dimensions of male human beings. This can be conducted informally, e.g., a heterosexual woman vetting a potential lover on the basis of his purported or observed length and width, or formally, as when a clinician or condom manufacturer collects data through direct measurements, surveys or some combination of these.

Wanting to shed her reputation as a "size queen," "cockhound," and so on without sacrificing her preferences, KittyJane decided to start putting "expect phallometry" in her online personal ads.

by kemibe November 18, 2012

Phallon

An absolutely all around amazing person. Shes HOT and gorgeous and everybody secretly atleast has a little crush on her. Shes smart and sweet and you just wanna be around her, she doesnt hang out with a huge group of friends just like her
main 2 or 3 because shes very loyal. She is just all around better than everyone basically lol justkidding but she seems like it

Oh look at that girl shes so amazing almost like phallon
-jon

by helllofellows February 12, 2017