Psycho Dad is the man with an itchy gun who kills for fun, he is the lead role of the TV show Psycho Dad on the comedy series Married With Children. Psycho Dad is Al Bundy's favorite show, due to it's violent nature and negative outlook towards women (or positive outlook depending on how you see shit). Al would eventually lead a protest with his group NO MA'AM to fight the cancelation of Psycho Dad.
Psycho Dad Theme Song Lyrics
Who's that riding into the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
A little touched or we're told
Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold
Might as well she was gettin' old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
He's quick with a gun, and his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one
Psycho Dad!
Who's that riding in the sleigh?
Who's that firing along the way?
Who's roughing up bums on christmas day?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
Who's the tall, dark stranger there?
The one with the gun and the icy stare?
The one with the scalp of his ex-wife's hair?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
Who's that riding across the plain?
Who's lost count of the wifes he's slain?
Who's the man who's plumb insane?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
He's a durn good pa, but he hates the law.
He likes to eat it raw, he's Psycho Dad!
Psycho Dad Theme Song Lyrics
Who's that riding into the sun?
Who's the man with the itchy gun?
Who's the man who kills for fun?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
He sleeps with a gun, but he loves his son.
Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton.
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
A little touched or we're told
Killed his wife 'cause she had a cold
Might as well she was gettin' old
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
He's quick with a gun, and his job ain't done.
Killed his wife by twenty-one
Psycho Dad!
Who's that riding in the sleigh?
Who's that firing along the way?
Who's roughing up bums on christmas day?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
Who's the tall, dark stranger there?
The one with the gun and the icy stare?
The one with the scalp of his ex-wife's hair?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
Who's that riding across the plain?
Who's lost count of the wifes he's slain?
Who's the man who's plumb insane?
Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad, Psycho Dad!
He's a durn good pa, but he hates the law.
He likes to eat it raw, he's Psycho Dad!
#1
Psycho Dad's pussy son - "Pa? Pa? Can I really keep the pig I raised as a pet?"
Psycho Dad - "Sure, you can son. Now, run along and do your chores."
*Pussy son (boy) runs off to do his chores*
*Four gun shots are heard*
Psycho Dad - "The boy sure is dumb."
#2
Al - *Singing* Psycho Dad
*Walks into bedroom points at where Peg (his wife) sleeps on the bed, acts like he fires several gun shots*
Al - Sorry Peg, but I'm going to have to leave you there.. as a lesson to other women who don't cook for me.
Psycho Dad's pussy son - "Pa? Pa? Can I really keep the pig I raised as a pet?"
Psycho Dad - "Sure, you can son. Now, run along and do your chores."
*Pussy son (boy) runs off to do his chores*
*Four gun shots are heard*
Psycho Dad - "The boy sure is dumb."
#2
Al - *Singing* Psycho Dad
*Walks into bedroom points at where Peg (his wife) sleeps on the bed, acts like he fires several gun shots*
Al - Sorry Peg, but I'm going to have to leave you there.. as a lesson to other women who don't cook for me.
by JoeB_87 November 22, 2011
Get the Psycho Dad mug.The socially toxic pollution created by a person's psychotic or borderline psychotic meltdown. The confusion, frustration, resentment and anger others experience during AND after a friend or loved one's psychological breakdown. The abbreviation of "psychological hazardous waste." The psychological equivalent to "biological hazardous waste (biohazardous)."
Leonard's explosive temper left his family and friends in an uncomfortable atmosphere of psychohazardous waste.
The result of Kiesha's unforeseen meltdown was a joyous occasion spoiled by the destructive psychohazardous waste left behind.
The result of Kiesha's unforeseen meltdown was a joyous occasion spoiled by the destructive psychohazardous waste left behind.
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When somebody gets way too emotionally involved in something and incorrectly believe that delivering the message in a rant or scream in their own little stage performance (often in public) will get others to agree with their point of view.
Amy "Oh my God, Claire just totally stole my boyfriend, she's evil, I hate her, she deserves to die"
Friend #1 "Hey Amy, I think the clue was when he broke up with you 6 weeks ago"
Amy "What, your just as bad a her, you freak, your all freaks, I hate you all, why me (sob sob) etc etc"
Friend #1 "WhatevR, I can't star in your psychodrama today, besides we're in the supermarket, adios"
Friend #1 "Hey Amy, I think the clue was when he broke up with you 6 weeks ago"
Amy "What, your just as bad a her, you freak, your all freaks, I hate you all, why me (sob sob) etc etc"
Friend #1 "WhatevR, I can't star in your psychodrama today, besides we're in the supermarket, adios"
by HeyZeusDelSanto August 20, 2010
Get the psychodrama mug.A boss in Metal Gear Solid. He uses his psychic powers to control Meryl's mind. he also likes to read your memory card and see what game saves you have on it.
by Solid Snake March 12, 2004
Get the psycho mantis mug.a phenomenon where a girl seems to be down to hang out, go out, or put out, then suddenly change her mind instantaneously, thus, confusing the pursuer and lowering her credibility.
John: "So you gonna go with her to the concert tomorrow?"
Jack: "Nah man. She pulled a psycho bitch 180 on me; she's kinda creeping me out now."
Jack: "Nah man. She pulled a psycho bitch 180 on me; she's kinda creeping me out now."
by niggman star33 August 6, 2011
Get the psycho bitch 180 mug.A PSYCHO TURD is SOMEONE WHO IS Crazy and Causes Problems With EVERYONE THEY MEET.
Only God knows WHY These People Exist.
PSYCHO TURDS can be Neighbors, Co-Workers or Even Relatives.
They LOVE Causing Strife and Will Pull You Into It Anytime They Can.
Only God knows WHY These People Exist.
PSYCHO TURDS can be Neighbors, Co-Workers or Even Relatives.
They LOVE Causing Strife and Will Pull You Into It Anytime They Can.
"I don't know why Reiner is such a Psycho Turd. I wish that he would either move away of Fuck Off and Die."
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Get the Psycho Turd mug.A controversial 1991 novel written by American author Bret Easton Ellis.
Set in the boom and bust 1980's, the book centres around 26 year old Wall Street businessman Patrick Bateman and his dark psychotic journey of mental unstability as he tries to solve the conflict between his need to fit in and his battle against anonymity.
The novel features some exceptionally graphic violence, often of a sexual nature, and leaves the reader unsure of whether the violence is only in Bateman's head or is in fact happening.
An excellent book and movie but one that should maybe be avoided on first dates....unless you want your date to know you plan to smash their head in with a well polished axe.
The book was made into a Holywood film in 2000 and starred Christian Bale.
Set in the boom and bust 1980's, the book centres around 26 year old Wall Street businessman Patrick Bateman and his dark psychotic journey of mental unstability as he tries to solve the conflict between his need to fit in and his battle against anonymity.
The novel features some exceptionally graphic violence, often of a sexual nature, and leaves the reader unsure of whether the violence is only in Bateman's head or is in fact happening.
An excellent book and movie but one that should maybe be avoided on first dates....unless you want your date to know you plan to smash their head in with a well polished axe.
The book was made into a Holywood film in 2000 and starred Christian Bale.
Quotes:
"Then, turning her over again, her body weak with fear, I cut all the flesh off around her mouth and using the power drill with a detachable, massive head I widen that hole while she shakes, protesting, and once I'm satisfied with the size of the hole I've created, her mouth open as wide as possible, a reddish black tunnel of twisted tongue and loosened teeth, I force my hand down, deep in her throat, until it dissappears up to my wrist"
American Psycho makes for excellent childrens bed time reading!
"Then, turning her over again, her body weak with fear, I cut all the flesh off around her mouth and using the power drill with a detachable, massive head I widen that hole while she shakes, protesting, and once I'm satisfied with the size of the hole I've created, her mouth open as wide as possible, a reddish black tunnel of twisted tongue and loosened teeth, I force my hand down, deep in her throat, until it dissappears up to my wrist"
American Psycho makes for excellent childrens bed time reading!
by Digitalnonsense November 11, 2006
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