Photirath

A disgraceful and embarrassing name in the human world. People with this name are considered very energetic, although they lack the modesty, thus making them one of the most biggest dickheads in society.

PHOTIRATH YOU MORON!

by MrTrollXD April 21, 2010

Photek

Photek is Rupert Parkes (born 1972, St. Albans, England), a Los Angeles based record producer and dj. He joined the drum and bass scene relatively early (his first release was in 1992, a collaboration with Rob Solomon a.k.a. Lexis), and is still one of its most respected players. In the mid-to-late Nineties he was a very active remixer and has also done some soundtrack work, most notably for The Animatrix. His newest album in 6 years: "Form & Function Vol. 2" is set to be released in 2006.

Be sure to check out Photek's new album in 2006 titled: "Form & Function Vol. 2"

by The Master Of All Weapons March 15, 2006

Photo-nuke

A evolved photo-bomb so heavy, so terrifying, so nerve-wrenching it's not worth seeing.

Jake: Hey Dad, look at this photo

Dad: My "God" is that a, why is there a, I see a

Jake: PHOTO-NUKE

Dad: It's a penis

by TheManlyMan May 2, 2013

Have you sawn a phosphorous

It’s basically a game where everyone hits the teachers pet

Teachers pet- can u give us homework
Everyone-Have you sawn a phosphorous

by Popo water bottle June 1, 2023

phallo photo portaphilia

The urge to put one's penis in a light socket.

"Thomas likes to stick his dick in light sockets, he must have phallo photo portaphilia!"

by Owen Lucas May 24, 2016

photo finish

(n) an urgent need to defecate, usually associated with diarrhea, in which the bowels begin to move before the victim has reached the shitter

As Bob raced down the hallway, he clenched his butt-cheeks together as tightly as he could to stave the impending explosion of fecal matter. This was definitely going to be a photo finish.

by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004

Photo Bomber

A photo bomber is someone who either intentionally or unintentionally ruins an otherwise normal photo.
The "photo bomber" will be doing such things as: making faces, gestures, naked, or getting naked, in a costume, or doing some other equally hilarious action.

The photo bomber will usually work in the background of the photo. Some of the more ballsy photo bombers will go as far as being within inches behind or even next to the people in the picture , or in rare cases, run in FRONT of the photo.

The most ideal way to photo bomb is to successfully ruin their photo without letting the people know that you are forever ruining what could have been an amazing photo and memory, except you're sitting on a bench 15 yards behind them while you purposely have your cock and balls hanging out the top of your shorts while you eat an ice cream cone seductively.

Mom: Hey kids! I got the photos back from when we flew 1500 miles to Disney Land for our vacation!

Kids: Oh here's the picture of where we got to take a picture of all the Disney characters with us! This is our favorite picture ever!!!

Mom: Why is that man standing behind Goofy with his pants down and holding his penis with one hand pretending to ram Goofy in the ass with it?

And then the kids are forever traumatized. They will never see Disney character the same way again. And Disney Land will forever be tainted with visions and repressed memories that wont surface till they're in their 30's when their own kids say " I want to go to Disney Land!!!". And then you will murder you family after you go insane from repressed memories, go to prison where you will die of AIDS in your late 40's.

This would be the successful work of a "photo bomber" and/or a "photo bomb".

by Kas3y is 1337 October 16, 2008