phalguni

A combination of the most beautiful and intellectual beings. A very loving and sweet partner who gives her entire soul. She is so charming that before you can realize it, you'd be talked into doing exactly what they want you to do. She will never let you fall, even virtually.

Hey, you're the luckiest you have a Phalguni as your mate.

by Friendszone February 24, 2015

Phalangeitis

An infection caused during week 7 of pregnancy where the fetus is infected in the phalange area. This causes the 2nd and 3rd finger to be connected and the 4th and 5th finger the same way.

Jack: Dude, that that chick has phalangeitis!

John: Totally, her fingers are totally messed up!

by Fjdkfjdjd October 4, 2012

Phallacy

A spurious statement regarding the size of one's penis.

He uttered an unforgivable phallacy last night. The sad thing is that it worked... She went to his room during the party. I can only imagine the look on her face after he dropped trou.

by HanTzu November 5, 2010

phallic

of, or pretaining to the penis.

Dude... the Washington Monument is SO phallic!

by ChzMstrX November 23, 2001

phale-whale

A phale-whale is when either an event, or someone fails to incredible amounts. Also may be used in minor failing events.

Lucy runs fast, but then trips and ends up rolling down the hill.
Megan yells "PHALE-WHALE" Signaling that Lucy just failed at running.

by Pixiemegxieuhoh August 15, 2008

phallatio

the attempt to perform fellatio on oneself

now that i've had my two bottom ribs removed, it's so much easier to give myself about of phallatio

by djdope February 13, 2009

phailure

A special type of failure, about 7 levels below failure. Failure so fantastic, it's written about in epic novels.

Man 1: "I heard a nerd asked out a model, what happened?"
Man 2: "Well, first she said no and threw her drink in his face. Then she got her quarterback boyfriend to throw the nerd into a trash can and down some stairs. Then the trash can spontaneously burst into flame and got run over by a marching band."
Man 1: "Dude.....phailure..."

by Yogo540 January 9, 2005