Missoula Mortar and Pestle

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011

Teacher's Pest

That guy who tries to be a teacher's pet, but every teacher hates him.

"Dude, did you see that fat kid try and suck up to the teacher?"

"Yeah, she basically said 'Go Away' to him. What a teacher's pest"

by OnlydjeKnow April 25, 2013

pesto boyz

Those who have accpeted the pesto way of life

Jim-"What are the pesto boyz?"
Tucker-" Get out of my life"

by Pocket_chassis December 18, 2016

sex pest

A sex pest is a person that is overly sexual with people that do not want his/hers/their advances. They may say things to make people uncomfortable or send unsolicited nudes. They are not usually self aware of their sex pestery.

Hey, did Jessi send you unsolicited nudes? She's a real sex pest.

by TMCnofox September 8, 2022

Pesto Ranch

A girl from the country or suburbs who gives it up fast for dudes once she gets to college or the big city.

Hey bro you see how easy it is to get laid with all this fresh pesto ranch around.

by Ranchgirls November 20, 2020

ass pests

Anything living that does not belong in your ass, including insects, arachnids or snakes.

My father tended to seek out the higher-end and therefore very well-maintained campgrounds that would be less likely to have ass pests.

by Dr Bunnygirl June 18, 2021

godver de pest kkr tyfus

dutch swear used when someone is mad

godver de pest kkr tyfus ik heb de bus gemist
godver de pest kkr tyfus i mist the bus

by sussy bals February 22, 2022