Ultimate Perk

A magical place in Andover, Massachusetts in which is guarded and distributed the sweet sweet succulent nectars of God's magnificent tits.

Bob: Hey what should we do today?
Jackmerius: Partake in the sweet sweet succulent nectar of God's magnificent tits?
Bob: Sooooo.... Ultimate Perk?!?!?!?!?!?!
Jackmerius: You mean the coffee place?
Bob: You large, foolish ass hat, it is so much more than just a coffee place. It is dreams. And that which breaks dreams. And souls. And that which births and which destroys souls. Come, Jackmerius, and I will lead you to salvation.

by SucklingFromTheTeatsOfGod January 14, 2013

perkele

common finnish curse word for damn god of thunder which later became a joke

Drake: Hey, Mikko! What's up?
Mikko: Hey! Nothing much, did you bring my car back?
Drake: Um, about that. I need to say something...
Mikko: Yes?
Drake: Promise to not get mad, ok?
Mikko: Why would I get mad at my friend!
Drake: I crashed your car at forest and all your beer glasses broke.
Mikko: JUMALAUTA, SAATANA! PERKELE! OLET VITTU KUOLLUT!

by someunfunnyguy69 June 10, 2018

perkiscizing

Noun/Verb: The work out designed by Tony Perkis, a character in the movie heavyweights who is played by Ben Stiller.

Your man tits are fat and saggy, you'd probably hurt yourself perkiscizing...

by ULTRA PI PI April 19, 2010

perkshires

Often smaller in size supple non-sagging breasts. Common in college women.

Dang, that girl has some perkshires!

by JuanMexico August 3, 2009

Erky Perky

When your nipple rings rust and you get tetanus.

You got a whole lot of erky perky going on, that’s hot.

by Slobby navi November 8, 2018

Chilly Perkins

Unbearably cold, usually induced by a sudden change in temperature i.e jumping into a freakin' plunge pool in the arctic.

Bear Grylls: THIS is going to be chilly perkins *dives into epically cold waters*

Eskimo boy#1: Man, it's chilly Perkins out here!
Eskimo boy#2: Knows it bro! I think my nipples just fell off!

by Hurley665 July 20, 2009

Upper Perk

*That* school, the high school in which there's fires, mold, bed bugs, & vaping presentations, all in the course of the first 5 weeks. Spin the wheel to find out what'll happen next week on "Only Upper Perk"!

Oh and now there's supposedly snakes at one of the elementary schools. For F@#%'s sake...

Steve: Ya wanna go to the football game at Upper Perk tonight?
Chad: Upper Perk... Oh... That school...
Steve: Yeah let's not...
Chad: ...
Steve: ...

by Spicy Memelord October 1, 2018