Pfufu valve 

Pfufu valve is your bowel muscles or arse gasket

She farted so hard it blew her pfufu valve

Pfufu valve by CrunchyCrew October 21, 2022

pfudor 

PFUDOR (n) is an abbreviation for Pink Fluffy Unicorns Dancing On Rainbows. A song made by Andrew Huangon YouTube started a phenomenon about the fluffy, majestic creatures. Wishing to answer a comment he created the song which tells you about the unicorns and how they are pink and dance on rainbows.

A:"Have you seen the video PFUDOR?"

B:"Yeah man it's awesome!"

pfudor by potmoutheroff December 22, 2013

Pfucked up

When that Pfizer covid vaccine hits you with the side effects

Sorry boss, I'm too pfucked up to come in to work today

Pfucked up by NixtyNine April 14, 2021

pfuckle 

A word used to describe really shitty situation.

John: Damn! I locked my keys in my car.

Adam: Well I see you're in quite the pfuckle.

pfuckle by GOOSTABUTTFART December 9, 2020

pfuntch 

An all-purpose swear word, limited only by your imagination.

You stupid pfuntch.

What the pfuntch is your problem?

I can't believed you pfuntched your own roommate.

What smells like pfuntch in here?

My biggest turn-on? Getting my pfuntch licked.

God, I'm horny. I want to touch your pfuntch.

If you let me pfuntch your pfuntch, I'll pfuntch your pfuntch until you pfuntch.

I wouldn't pfuntch your pfuntch if you were the last pfuntch on earth. Your pfuntch is so pfuntch is makes me want to pfuntch.

pfuntch by misterpeace.com September 28, 2009

pfuck 

Self-explanatory...the "p" is silent.

PFUCK i left my parrot in the oven!!

pfuck by Stephen Hutsell November 24, 2006

pfunk 

Parliament lights

Lemme get'a box of pfunk's

pfunk by Ascendasaiyan February 26, 2003