Petifilious

The act of being abnormally creepy.

That man looks very petifilious.

by Lace and Lexers January 12, 2012

Petifile

A person who is sexually attracted to young animals which are kept as pets. Usually this uncontrollable sexual apPETite is limited to just cats and dogs. However, some extreme petifilers will love smaller pets like a gerbils in a very special way (see Gerbilling for more info).

Having sexual relations with your pets is wrong. Don't do it!
Just because a cat is called a pussy does not mean you can fuck it... KITTY PORN must be stopped!

The catholic veterinarian was arrested yesterday for being a "Petifiler".
The "petifile" loved to masturbate to kitty porn movies!
Gerbilling is the darkside of Petophillia commonly referred to as "Petifeelinme".

by Skull Duggery July 19, 2011

petifile

a old guy who needs loving from young girls

that man ach is a petifile he had sex with that schoolgirl

by croe June 10, 2007

petifile

The act of kyle when being around girls

look at his eyes, he looks like a petifile

by rockeronie May 11, 2009

Petifile

A person who likes little children sexually.

Omg! Did you hear so-and-so is a petifile?! O_O

by Muahah >:} July 12, 2009

petifile

A mis-spelling of the word pediphile.

People who spell pediphile P-E-T-I-F-I-L-E are seriously fucking stupid.

by Pete Gallo January 3, 2004

petifile

a person that likes someone so much they use thier sausage!!!!!! o yeah and the people are years of age apart!!

by pet if ile February 3, 2003