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Jeezle-Petes

An obscure expression heard mainly in the mid-west. A way for these humble folks living out in the bible belt to experience the ultimate stress reliever; sighing "Jesus Christ", without the feeling like they are taking the lord's name in vain.
Cashier: That'd be $299 please
Hoosier: JEEZLE-PETES! Thanks Obama...
by xenomorph8472 September 17, 2014
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Peteser

The most delicious food ever made, peteser consists of a large circular crust with sauce, cheese, vegetables and meat toppings.
Hey lets go get us some peteser, dickhead.
by Peteser September 11, 2009
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Petey

fucking petey pimping it again :P
by .3 October 26, 2003
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petey helmet

The helmet you put on to protect your melon when you plan to get so stumble down shitfaced drunk that you can practically guarantee that your head will, at some point during the festivities, hit the pavement (or some other object) with enough force to seriously injure your skull if you weren't wearing it.
Pull her out of the hot-tub and find her clothes. And get her petey helmet out the truck. She's gonna need it.
by n tufnel June 1, 2005
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Petesch

The state of inebriation beyond being just drunk. Often obtained by drinking several Jagerbombs.
Dude, I was so petesched yesterday that I blacked out and pissed myself.
by TankBean August 2, 2010
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Fuckin Petey

a guy who drives fast and outta control and scares the shit outta his friends, especially any named allen. He's pretty skilled wth the ladies but never has a girlfriend. Loves to drink beer but definitly can't hold his liquor.
1. driver: "dude watch this!!!"
allen: "Holy Shit!!! Fuckin Petey!!!"

2.(dude walkin off with a smokin hot chick)
his friends: "...Fuckin Petey"
by zx fuckin petey xz August 26, 2010
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fat petes

man that chick has some nice fat petes
by Lord Thos August 23, 2018
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