Penass

A penis that has been in ass so many times that it resembles the inside of an asshole

Guy: are you not impressed by what you see?

Girl: oh my god, you have a penass *takes picture and blogs about it on twitter*

by Awf uck May 14, 2014

Potassium

Another way of saying "K" in a sassy way on AIM or Facebook.

Potassium = K on periodic table

Moi: Yo i cant go to dinner with you anymore i have other plans.
Alexis: Potassium Asshole.

by hehehehehwhoami January 9, 2011

potassium noodle

A yellow fruit that is shaped like a male human noodle. This can often be filled with potassium packed white substance. Also known as a banana.

Kristen loves eating potassium noodles.

by krizzletizzle October 14, 2014

Potassipussy

When u take a banana, loosely wrap it in duct tape, and carry it around in your pocket for an hour or so while you do your regular activities. Once the banana is fairly mushy and warm you cut off one end, shove your lil woodrow in, and make sweet sweet love to everyone's favorite source of potassium... and bananas never ask you to cuddle. You may want to shower afterward as u will have banana bits on your junk area. It's sort of ironic because a fruit that is notorious for looking like a peter is now a vagina!!!

If i make a potassipussy for that other inmate then maybe he'll stop raping me... maybe.

by supial12 November 25, 2010

Potassium Ng

Very reactive and attractive.
Handsome in the outside but he is a pervert in the inside
Liked by tze sus

This guy is definitely a Potassium Ng.
Reactive Potassium Ng

by Tze Yanggg August 1, 2022

Fluorine uranium carbon potassium

The first 4 elements that sixth graders would try and look for when seeing the periodic table for the first time.

Kid 1: Hey, that's element F! I think it's pronounced fluorine!
Kid 2: I found C! C is for carbon!
Kid 1: And that's K! It stands for...potassium? What?
Kid 2: Is there a U somewhere?
Kid 1: I still don't get it, why is potassium called K?
Kid 3: Guys I found it! Down here! It's called uranium!
Kid 2: Oh yeah!
Kids 1, 2, and 3: (chanting) Fluorine uranium carbon potassium! Fluorine uranium...

by 1plus1DoesNotEqualPotato September 12, 2016

fluorine uranium carbon potassium

Fluorine (F) uranium (U) Carbon (C) potassium (K), spells the word Fuck and is sometimes followed by yttrium (Y) oxygen (O) uranium (U) spells the word "you" and is a fun thing to yell and confuse everybody and there is that one person that laughs

Drew: fluorine uranium carbon potassium

Durham: wait what

Clint: haha

by Immense fiend December 13, 2015