squatch-a-potamus

A half balding, neurotic cat who licks her own fur off and sits in provocative poses.

Man, that cat's so crazy she's almost a squatch-a-potamus!

by Kailley July 11, 2007

hype-o-potamus

When a person reaches the maximum level of hype and cannot stop themselves from hyping everything up. Once at this level the person may not even know they are hyping so much.

Man, that shit is super hyped up. Look at that guy, he's a fucking hype-o-potamus!

by Eddie Irvine - AKA EdthePimp June 25, 2009

pooper-potamus

A fat women's butt

I would totally put it in her pooper-potamus

by bfeezy83 December 26, 2019

elephan-potamus

A hybrid of an elephant and a hippopotamus.

"Hey, look at that elephan-potamus!"
"Yeah! It's got the head of an elephant and the body of a hippopotamus!"

by AH.KM April 17, 2012

skank-a-potamus

When someone is being a skank and/or being lazy. Can virtually be used at anytime or place.

"Stop being a skank-a-potamus"

"You're such a skank-a-potamus"

by mo-neek-e-sa January 10, 2010

Potamus

Potamus- That girl that you took one for the team for, back in high school before you took off your training wheels; you know a lil old “nail the whale”. They are also notoriously known as savage individuals whose only concern is to consume large amounts of semen into any orifice on their body. They are always that “thing” that stares at you like you’re an appetizer and insists on talking to you at the bar and making awkward sexual advances towards you. Sometimes Potamuses travel in small packs consisting of 3-4, they hope to increase their odds of mating with attractive men in the NAVY such as myself. They are extremely dangerous exercise caution as needed.. They can also play defense for attractive females at the bar, especially when it is near last call for alcohol; every man’s mad dash for take home pussy might be thwarted by a vindictive potamus. Be warned, and stay thirsty my friends!

Example: See Cockblocker:

Man- Hi there, my names Tom!
Attractive female- Oh hello, im Sta( interrupted buy loud potamus shriek; sounds like an angry wildabeast/ape grunt thing).
Man- Throws a dog treat to get rid of potamus.
Attractive female: anyways I need a ride home.
Man: Score! Man one potamus none!

by SyndicatedEvil December 16, 2008

potamus

Added to the end of a word in a sentence to aware listeners about your obsession of hippopotamuses.

Another use of potamus is by itself as a word for the person you are talking to.

Give me a pencilpotamus.
Get out of my house, potamus.

by Jeffpotamus May 18, 2005