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Lifetime Perversion Pass

What you get once you complete 12 years of religious schooling, allowing you to spend the rest of your life exploring all of the things your education repressed.
"Man, she showed me how to do some things I never even imagined. Where has she been all of my life."

"12 years of Catholic education; you did your time. You earned your lifetime perversion pass."
by JScotts February 14, 2009
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savik's law of perversity in fashion

those who should wear sexy stuff don't when those who should never wear sexy stuff almost always do.

For a proof of this theorem, go to the beach.
Jesus Christ would you look at that whale in a bikini? She's got to be 600 pounds.

*Sighs* That's Savik's Law of Perversity in Fashion in action.
by james savik November 16, 2018
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Flying Peterson

Popular drink in the Kansas City Metro. Vodka, 7-UP, and a splash of V-8 Fusion Açai Mixed Berry over ice. The drink should be garnished with a lime.
She knocked down several Flying Petersons before I hit it.
by Drinkman December 23, 2009
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Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion

A. Literally, As though extremely sacred, and yet against the predefined moral path. A fake holy heracy.

B. Something random that is shouted in the first verse of "Psychosocial" by Slipknot
Packaging Subversion, Pseudo-Sacrosanct Perversion
by The Definition Maggot March 2, 2009
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Coyote Peterson

A man that has balls of titanium as testicles
by Sliip July 1, 2020
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Perverse instantiation

Perverse instantiation came upon the designer of sky net , once the machines started to take over the world.
by Davidsea December 4, 2016
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Peterson money

To give off the impression of being broke but in reality have stacks of cash.
He tried to act broke but I know hes got Peterson money
by MikeScott December 11, 2018
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