(Noun) Another name for a spotted dog that has both black and white patches. Usually goes by the name Patches. He is a peeping Tom dog who usually goes after hot human females.
by Blackberry001 November 20, 2011
Get the pertmug. 
"'Ey mama, you take us to the mall?"
"No now you know you ain't finish your homework yet."
"Oh ma, don't pert!"
"No now you know you ain't finish your homework yet."
"Oh ma, don't pert!"
by Eat 'Em Up February 12, 2007
Get the pertmug. by john December 25, 2004
Get the pertmug. Coworker: I've got a potential customer on line 2 for you.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.
Response: What are the perts?
Coworker: It's a woman named Josephine Dokes. She's got an afghan hound and she saw our ad for the no-tangle pet comb.
by goose_on_a_roof February 28, 2018
Get the pertsmug. Aesthetically the perfect breasts, not too big and can hold their own against gravity and blouse tug (derived from "pert and perky")
"Dude, I know ya love those knee-shootin’ yabos but there’s such a thing as too big. Now take that little amuse-bouche. That quasar has got a nice set of perts."
by goose_on_a_roof October 9, 2020
Get the pertsmug. by Dark 1 January 10, 2004
Get the Pertmug.