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Perfectorious

adjective
ˈpərfik-tôrēəs
1. a triumph having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; a victory that is as good as it is possible to be.
Her: "Looks like we've got everything we need and you nailed this project!"
Him: "PERFECTORIOUS!"
Her: "Yep!"

Her: "You banged me like a salvation army drum and ruined me for all other men!"
Him: "PERFECTORIOUS!"
Her: "..."
by KASR February 5, 2015
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Pi Persecution

When the number π is being spied 24/7/365 online and trolled by envious or jealous numerical constants, who couldn’t stand her global appeal or fame, as thousands of mathematicians and math educators worldwide maniacally devote an obscene number of hours every year trying to discover hidden properties about her.
Constants like e and 𝛷, conspiring with √2 and i, have been repeatedly accused of pi persecution, because they’ve allegedly or unprovenly ganged up to serially and spitefully downvote any old and new Urban Dictionary entries on π every day.
by Fasters January 23, 2022
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Prosecutor

Often put out as the bad guy but in truth is one of the reasons your not dead yet. Being a prosecutor is one of the most honorable professions of which I know. These are true public servants, as they are taking a college degree that can easily earn them 10 times as much as they will ever earn as a prosecutor and using it to serve our justice system.
- Prosecutors are lawyers working for the people against the criminals.
by BlehImBoreda August 1, 2012
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county prosecutor

A sorry ass excuse for an attorney that couldn't make it as a real attorney ex: making $30k a year vs $150k for the average attorney. Usually a overbearing bitch of a woman that is against all men and their rights.
Bob: I have to go see the county prosecutor today!
George: I'm sorry, I hope you don't get an overbearing bitch, you will for sure be guilty.

Anna: That's not true
George: You wouldn't know, you are a woman.
by 4thidco December 30, 2011
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persecution

pretty much the same thing as racism, only on more of a religious or sexual basis.
That bitch hitler persecuted jews.
by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 18, 2005
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persecution

1) Oppression of a religious group that is despised by most of society.
2) In right-wing fundamentalist Newspeak, the act of disagreeing with fundamentalist protestants and/or refusing to give them special entitlements, such as school-sponsored prayer.
1) What the Nazi regime did to the Jews was true persecution.
2) Christians don't persecute Wiccans!!! They persecute us by not letting us burn them at the stake!!!
by Conrad June 8, 2004
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Vaccine Persecution

When authoritarian regimes force millions of anti-vaxxers to get a shot even if their jobs don’t require them to do so, or if they are no longer working or have retired—they have a choice: jab or jail.
Guesstimate how many folks worldwide would rather face vaccine persecution by going to jail than compromising on their religious conviction.
by MathPlus July 11, 2021
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