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Permathot

A diagnosis where a female (usually of slutty fashion) stands with her ass out and chest out for an extended period of time, of which then becomes permanent.
Did you here about Mary? She got permathot.

Should've guessed it, she's a straight up hoe.
by Awesomebacon December 18, 2015
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permashades

A seemingly permanent sunglass-shaped tan line outlining one's optical region. Caused by dangerously high levels of ultraviolet exposure. Commonly found on the faces of bronze beach babes and metrosexual males.
Dude 1: What happened to your boy's face? Did he fall asleep at the beach?
Dude 2: Nah. He just picked up a new pair of permashades at the tanning salon.
Dude 1: He's so metro.
by super adam January 15, 2010
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permahorny

The state of being eternally aroused.. sexually.
guy 1: that bitch is permahorny

guy 2: yeah, that bitch'll ride anything
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permahorn

A state of constant arousal and wanton lust. Derived from the concepts of permanence and the root of horny.
Rocco: How's your day been?
Erol: Hard! severe case of permahorn.
by katherine heathcliffe February 23, 2005
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permastone

When someone consumes enough THC, usually through the smoking of copious amounts of hash oil over a prolonged period of time, it is possible to achieve a state of "permanent stoned-ness" whereby the subject is stoned for the rest of their lives.
Jim smoked 2kg of hash oil through his vaporizer in a week, its the first time i've heard of someone getting a permastone.
by Skreite June 29, 2008
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Permashitshow

Permashitshow: Individuals who are generally more intoxicated than others, and thus make everyone else look good for not being so fuc*ed up.

They tend to sweat twice as much as others at the gym due to the immense amount of alcoholic substances in their bodies.
Julia and Lindsey are permashitshows; they get soo wasted.
by JL 4 LYF3 October 21, 2010
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permahold

Permanent hold i.e.: While on the phone, being placed on hold for more than two Muzak songs or three replays of the company's advetising loops.
When I called Qwest (or Verizon, Sprint, the bank, the city, etc) they left me on permahold while he/she "researched my issue".
by Walt Ottenad September 4, 2007
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