perfexation

the ultimate complete flawless relaxation of never having to work again

Puerto Rican is one week away from perfexation. His last day is next friday.

by God of the Kitchen December 10, 2012

perfication

The act of leaking out of your anus after passing gas.

"Dude! I just perficated all up in my pants!"

by Doughty July 20, 2004

Perfraptionist

The main reason the Starbucks line is backed up to the door.

A perfraptionist absolutely, positively must have the correct order of coffee or a similar derivative with an extraneous (see: absurd) amount of additives, given specific instructions.

Even to the seasoned consumer, their complicated order is deemed unnecessary, frightening, and quite frankly, an enormous waste of time.

Perfraptionist: "Venti raspberry frappe with two shots of espresso and a couple hits of your finest stirred and topped with whipped cream and caramel. Serve it up at 150F only before adding the chocolate chips so they don't melt. Oh, and don't forget to throw in one of those plastic umbrellas. I love those. So, now on to the snacks..."

by Rubellius August 27, 2011

e-personation

an impersonation or imitation that is performed in an electronic format such as a blog, email or online chat.

that was a great e-personation of a Johnny Carson monologue in your last email.

by Ryan Burnham January 7, 2009

Preferation

To prefer something for yourself... like you'd rather prefer what you wanna think than how the other person meant it.

Jacky:(holds up middle finger)
Bill:"you wanna smash :0"

When Jacky clearly ment as in (fuck u) not (I want to fuck u) that was him making his own preferation

by Major MaeMae For Life May 6, 2018

perforationizzle

the way a pizza hut employee perforates their thin dough bases. this technique originated in Forest Lake of QLD, Australia in the year 2007. the end result is a fresh, well rounded pizza with airbubbles the size of your 8pak o' wings

dough guy: maaaaaaaaan these thins are takin fo ever ill just half perforationizzle these bitchez >_>
cut\box biches: omgawd this pizza is like perforationizzled...... ohwell, im not eating it *hehe*

by brad March 15, 2007

percolation

Colloquial. The process whereby intestinal churning and tumult cause gases trapped in the digestive tract to become infused with particulate fecal matter, resulting in dense, suffocating flatulence capable of leaving a residue.

Despite the elimination of coffee from the menu, percolation remains commonplace at Taco Bell.

by theexalted April 18, 2009