Perched 

A great man standing soulful on the tip of a heavy Log

Man perched pat is rad

Perched by Perched November 19, 2018

perched eagle 

When you have a small dick (approximately .5-1.5 inches) that sits Perched on your balls like a majestic eagle

Holy shit Kurt nice Perched eagle

perched eagle by The eagle6969 May 4, 2017

why perched? 

an exclamation from english teachers and students
originated from a teacher asking her class about a word in a poem

-you should say it in a silly way

-its fun to take the piss and be sure to when saying it Ü

- Why perched?!?!!?!?

- well... thats about it really

why perched? by rimmo May 7, 2008

Percheron 

The WORST breed of horse. They are a completely USELESS type of draft horse that is usually blue or green. They originated in Mexico and are now used in everything from live sex shows to pulling plows and carriages.

"That black horse over there is really ugly, must be a percheron!"

Percheron by p1@typu5 September 10, 2021

perchide 

Perchide (verb): to create a word to fit a description or to create a description with which to define a word. Perchiding can stand for the creation of anything, however, and is not limited to words or definitions.

Verb (common form):
(Future tense) Will Perchide
(Present tense) To Perchide
(Past tense) Have Perchud

Noun:
Perchidation - anything that has been perchud

Adjective:
Perchidant - of any relation to a perchidation

Running on only two hours of sleep, he still managed to perchide the rough draft before the deadline.

perchide by Ian Rahman November 14, 2007

Percher

A man whose penis is not long enough to hang past his scrotum. Therefor the penis "perches" on the testicles.

The term was coined in Ventura, CA
but since has spread to parts of Nevada and Minnesota

Mike is a percher

or

Damn... Mike is Perchin' his face off right now.

Percher by Sota507 October 7, 2010

Peached off 

When a coworker is sensitive and bruises easily, like a peach.

Dude, Greg gets his feelings hurt so easy.
I know he us sensitive like a peach. He is peached off!

Peached off by UAW977 June 15, 2015