pedestrian

Common place, everyone doing it, conformity.

"Those Cloggs are so pedestrian."

by Smokey Joe February 21, 2004

pedestrian points

The points you would obtain for hitting pedestrians with your car. Different people are worth different points depending on the hilarity or horribleness of their being targeted. (But usually both).

Dude, go for that woman with the stroller. If you get them both it's 25 pedestrian points!

Stupid bikers need to stay out of the road! They're not even worth the points you get for taking them out.

by maskedshoo July 8, 2010

florida pedestrian

1. something in your way 2. something irrelevant 3. potential road kill awakening speed bump

Florida pedestrians are irrelevant until after you hit one.

by Cresson Stafford March 25, 2007

Pedestrian

Average! Boring! Normal!!

The Name - Jack Smith - Is soooo pedestrian!

by TheCatsPyjamanamas July 14, 2011

Pedestrianing

A verb meaning to walk across the street. However, one will be judged for the lack of brain cells if this word is used.

Bob: While I was pedestrianing across the road--
Joe: Are you thick? You "walk" across the road.

by jkfootball2 February 20, 2011

Penestration

To become frustrated from the inability to penetrate or be penetrated sexually.

Despite copius amounts of lubricant, Carl's fat, girthy cock was simply to big to cram into Dana's tight bung hole. After an hour of trying, they both gave up feeling nothing but penestration.

by Eaton Holgoode November 18, 2015

penetrix

a female who practices pegging

by Anonymous August 6, 2003