penistic winker

its a relatively non affensive insult taking the words 'penis' and wanker' and combining them to make something not quite as good as either.

man 'oh, this idiot stole my car and killed my dog'

man2 'what a penistic winker'

by bee&mays florist February 21, 2009

peniswhistle

noun) an insult, you know those whislte lollipops......ya.....like that, use your imagination.

wow, brian olwick is such a peniswhistle...

by anonymous February 26, 2003

Penisship

The ability to write while unrinating.

Tim demonstrated excellent Penisship while writing his name in the snow.

by VillaverdeMadness August 13, 2016

penisphilliac

a lover of the penis

You are a penisphilliac

by the knee grow January 20, 2017

Penistika

A swastika made out of eight erect penises. It is a sign of an alpha male.

Person 1: Me and my friends made a penistika last night.
Person 2: Bro why didn't invite me.
Person 1: It was your wifes funeral.

by YuRiTaRdEd! September 18, 2021

Penistits

Someone who is so beyond useless its almost as if they have penises for tits!

Remove outer layer of clothing and any remaining undergarments only to reveal a set of male genitalia where normal humans would only have a pair of nipples, example "hey penistits what time is it?"

by clamscasino August 23, 2011

Penisphile

A gay pedophile

Person 1:We should add penisphile to the urban dictionary
Guy reviewing it:No
Person 1:Please?

by Pivkle February 5, 2020