Penisfucker

One who fucks penis

hey andrew, I heard you fuck penis, are you a penisfucker?

by xavier wells October 18, 2010

H.E. Pennypacker

(Seinfeld) An alias used by Kramer. Wealthy industrialist, and philanthropist. He also used this alias to gain access to to the same apartment for sale as Kel Varnsen did during the Puerto Rican Day Parade. His need to gain access to the apartment was to use the bathroom. Another notable appearance in the apartment was Art Vandelay.

"You've screwed me for the last time Pennypacker."

by matkillah April 21, 2004

penisocksor

(noun) One who knits or wears penisocks. A very real word that is safe to use in Scrabble. A favorite word of Michael Showalter.

See also penisoccer, the act of playing soccer/football with one's penis.

The penisocksor slipped a penisock onto his penis.

by BBQ Platypus December 18, 2007

Penispalooza

1)A party where there only guys (or at least 80% guys)and there is a substantial abundance of weiner.

2)A crazy fucking party...but with gay peopl.lots and lots of gay people

Gay Gary had a great time at Penispalooza because a large black man named Francis gave him a reacharound.

by Blumkinator December 29, 2007

penisdick

When it's not enough to call someone a penis or a dick, it becomes a stronger insult to refer to them as penisdick.

It's funny because its redundant

Redundancy is funny.

"Brad borrowed my car, dented the drivers' side door, and brought it back with less than a quarter tank of gas. Dude is a total penisdick."

by Chilkin_RIP November 27, 2013

Peniscock

someone who takes it in the ass while taking another in the mouth

Eric Fishel is a Peniscock

by True to my Roots July 7, 2003

penislicker

some one who licks a pedestrians penis in secret, trying to remain unnoticed while still enjoying the taste of the strangers penis.

Dude i was standing on the sidewalk and waiting for the bus, when i noticed a penislicker on my dick!

by randomcrapping April 9, 2011