Penisclerosis

A name in reference several no-life low-life males Cock Mungers that sit in a basement doing nothing except jacking each other off while watching movies Saturday night.

Singular: A Penisclerosi

Plural: Penisclerosese

The Penisclerosis Cock Mungers jacked eachother off while watching a Girls Gone Wild commercial.

by boringtimes January 30, 2010

Up periscope

The act of hiding a random, uncontrollable boner by directing it upwards and binding it against your waist with your belt or pants waistband.

I had a boner that would just NOT GO DOWN, so I up periscoped it.

by Sporklord February 19, 2011

Peniscola, Spain

The most random name for a city in the world.

Yo, we goin to Peniscola, Spain.
'What?!'
It's a city in Spain. It's called Peniscola.

by Did he just move? February 20, 2011

the periscope

The act of hiding your boner between your underwear and your belly so that it faces up 180 degrees, maintaining stealth. The head of the penis sticks out of the pants but is masked by the underwear, jeans, shorts, and/or shirt emulating a periscope. Using the periscope allows you to do everyday activities, while walking around with a massive errection. (for best results use with belt)

I felt nervous to solve the math equation in front of the class, but then I just used the periscope.

I hope parents don't get the wrong idea when I am at the daycare with my raging hard-on, thank God my step-dad taught me the periscope.

by John Paul VII August 26, 2012

penicorn

A unicorn with a penis on its forehead instead of a horn. It can prod and poke with the same effectiveness as the unicorn. Ovbious to which gender this creature happens to be.

The penicorn frolicked gaily among the flowers...unbeknowest that poachers come in search of the rare sack it carried proudly on its forehead.

by skank ass weasel October 25, 2003

Swedish Periscope

A sex act in which a woman (or man), in a crouching position, places their eye upon the anus of a standing male partner. They then proceed to grasp the shaft of the "periscope". Advanced users can then proceed to adjust the knobs of the periscope. The move is finished with a successful load blown, and a cry from the gazer of "fire the torpedos" as the recipient lets loose a fart. The fart should be moist so the gazer receives a maritime spraying of ocean wind.

Jim: Hey, uh betty. Ever looked through a swedish periscope?
Betty: Nope whats that?
Jim: come back home with me and ill show ya

by Dwarvish Lords of Miltonia September 29, 2008

peniscule

Adjective describing one who reveres material possessions; ie jacked up trucks, corvettes, big gold chains, large dogs, in hopes of making themselves feel better about their tiny penis. Often actually advertises this fact.

The jerk who cut me off in that Toyota mini pickup with the 36" lift and the giant brush guard was obviously peniscule.

Could he be more peniscule than wearing that huge 70's gold medallion over his hairy chest with his shirt unbuttoned?

by steve grill April 6, 2004