Peniscillin

Available only as a prescription, a medicine used to cure all dick infections.

Before the doctor put me on peniscillin my cock felt like it was gonna explode.

by SenseiTheLegend November 2, 2022

peniscillin

When your not feeling good and medicine isn't gonna help . Resort to the long lasting cure of dicken her down

She's had a long day and isn't feeling good , she needs some peniscillin

by imjustadogdontblameme August 10, 2016

penicillin money

n. money set aside, when budgeting for a hooker's services, to pay for acquired infectious disease treatment, laceration repairs, forgiveness flowers etc.

Hey! You coming to Vegas or what! I know you got the itch again.

Actually, I've always got the itch ... on account of I didn't have any penicillin money last time we went.

by gnostic1 August 6, 2011

penisiblings

When you and a friend have sex with the same girl in the course of three years or 100 bangs, whichever comes first, you share a bond created by your penis in the girl. You are therefore penisiblings.

Bro 1: Dude, last night I got laid with that chick Tiffany
Bro 2: No way! We're penisiblings!
Bro 1: High five!
*The sound of this high five brings happiness to everyone in a 2 miles radius, and makes them say "Nice"*

by Smöl March 6, 2020

Jewish Penicillin

Tasty Matza Ball Soup.

Mamascheinz if you are farshtupped have some Jewish Penicillin, and your keppie will clear up.

by Dr. Matti May 16, 2006

irish penicillin

Honey, Lemon, Whiskey, Boiling Water.

Seriously do yourself a favour next time you're sick, get it down ya.

My strep throat has cleared right up since I got about 7 glasses of Irish Penicillin down me.

by Hoctor November 19, 2016

penisillin

What imma be givin' yer mom tomorrow night

oh baby oh baby I need yer penisillin

by your benefactor November 21, 2003