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penis butter

the French mispronunciation of peanut butter
Just because I eat penis butter doesn't mean I'm a fuckin' cocksucker.
by kwang June 9, 2003
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Penis Battler

A mighty warrior who weilds no sword, no club, but the mighty Penis. The penis battler was born with his legendary weapon... and thus so learned how to weild it at a young age.
Many have trid to master the way of the penis, only 1 has succeeded. His name.... THE PENIS BATTLER!
by Oz January 29, 2005
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Penis Butter

When you build up smegma in your foreskin, then ejaculate and let your semen sit inside your foreskin to cook over night. The resulting product is what's known as penis butter.
Manwell: "penis butter is amazing on toast."
by Scrotum Slayer May 5, 2020
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penis butter and jelly sandwich

A Penis Butter and Jelly sandwich is when a guy cums in a girls vagina when shes on her period and there is a mixure of blood and jizz oozing from her slot. Her vag flaps supposedly being bread
I totally gave her a Penis Butter and Jelly

He lightly enjoyed the sight of her penis butter and jelly sandwich, he hated the taste
by NinjaSammichBear January 21, 2011
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penis butter

The sticky film of sweat and other unknown substances that clings to a man's gentials on a really hot day.
Since it is so hot today I will scrape some penis butter from my penis for a sandwhich.
by ugandarox June 19, 2003
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penis butler

Penis butler is someone who is in a sexual relations to someone whom had a penis and is their "servant" in return gets their penis as pay.
Hey, my penis butler is great she does a great job and get my penis in return!
by TheSaucayPecus July 23, 2017
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Penis-Butter Sandwich

A generic descriptor for any food tainted with massively unpleasant ingredients.
Make sure you watch Jim prepare those egg rolls; he's lord of the penis-butter sandwich.
by sixtyfps March 6, 2009
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