Penissaurus Maximus

A small man with a giant ego and a even smaller penis. Arrogant, unknowledgeable, illeterate, incompetent, moronic, illogical, can be seen making monkey faces and picking his nose on live TV. Directly releated to, dickhead, penisface, ignoramus, pinnhead and superchicken.

Jim: I can't believe that George Bush is our president.
Pat: Yeah, everybody knows he's a Penissaurus Maximus.

by Cal Cahoones April 7, 2005

peaness

how peay {as in the vegetable} something is

this indian takeway has a very large peaness to it

by Anything!! March 30, 2007

Penissoccer

A game in which several fully-nude men replace the plastic figurines of a foosball table with their penises, and play the game normally.

First one to get a boner loses.

"Hey man, what's wrong?
I lost a game of Penissoccer."

by Gramma Knobgobbles November 29, 2011

penes

The correct plural of penis which almost no-one knows about. Simple latin is beyond the average American.

"As they removed their pants, i got the feeling i was in a great redwood forest of penes, waving all around me."

by ColdFusion July 16, 2003

Penissaurus

A term which can be used as an insult I.E calling someone a dick head. Dick head in this sentence could be replaced with penissaurus.

"Man Alex is such a penissaurus I hate him"

by TheLegitDavid April 23, 2014

penersize

Exercise involving the penis.

I haven't been getting much penersize lately, so my penis is getting a bit of a gut.
Grab me that weight and some rope so I can do my penersizes.

by abitbiz.com May 13, 2004

Penissey

1.When you jack off while listening to Morrissey.

I will be sure to do a penissey after I poop.

by Jack Wade April 7, 2007