Peeniss

A large, majestic ship. These crispy ships have the biggest cannon of all the other ships in the sea. Nicknamed "OTP", it always provides comfort and many cakes with delicate, artful frosting designs on them.

"Did you see that Peeniss?"
"Uhh, yeah! It was so big, it was hard to miss!"

by fire-bread-snare January 1, 2012

peaness

A mondegreen for penis, much like Pingas. It's heard in a parody of the late Orson Welles from the animated series The Critic during the episode "Eyes on the Prize," in which a group of students watch a commercial shoot for Rosebud Frozen Peas, and see Welles immediately ragequit the shoot after saying the word.

Yes, Rosebud Frozen Peas. Full of country goodness and green peaness.

by Triple Factorial August 6, 2010

pee ness

A word a person uses who's to chicken to say penis, or is to stupid to know how to spell penis. Or have a small penis themselves and named it "pee ness" to make it sound larger, fail.

person 1: HeY lOoK AT MY PEE NESS
person 2: you mean penis? what are you 2?

by pedo1245 September 14, 2011

Peeniss

Collapsable,portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup

Your in Traffic and your kid needs to go to the Bathroom so you reach in the bag and take out the you guessed it the Collapsable,portable take anywhere you go pee pee cup and say here pee n iss

by Cyn D June 12, 2005

Peenass

Male version of gootch, cause if, or vaganus. Tender space between penis and ass. Made by cramming penis and ass into one word. My most glorious creation yet. I was sad to find out vaganus was taken already as I previously thought I was the creator of that gem as well. but you can't have it all. Thanks Urban Dictionary for clearing that up though.

Mike: "Wanna go play some ball?"
Steve: "Sorry dude, I got a rash on my peenass from Franks Red Hot Sauce."
Mike: "WTF?"
Steve: "Yeah, My girlfriend puts that shit on everything, I mean everything."
Mike: "Apparently"

by Jacob Galloway November 25, 2013

Pee-Ness-Ness

you scream it when you have to pee, or use that bathroom badly

"I have to go Pee-ness-ness"
Scream: "Pee-ness-ness"

by Brayde March 27, 2008

pee-ness

(noun) smell of extremely, disgusting pee that comes from guy's bathrooms

(noun) state you're in when something sucks

1. this sucks! PEE-NESS

2. *walking pass boys bathroom
"what's that smell? ewww its....PEE-NESS"

by bugirlito3 September 3, 2011