jok-yuh-leyt verb.
To celebrate or joke about something that has yet to happen.
Related Forms: Jocular, Joculary, Jocularity
To celebrate or joke about something that has yet to happen.
Related Forms: Jocular, Joculary, Jocularity
"I'm going for a check up today"
"Well we're going out for drinks tonight. If all goes well with you, its another reason to celebrate"
"But I won't know the results for another 2 days..."
"Whatever, we'll prejoculate."
"Well we're going out for drinks tonight. If all goes well with you, its another reason to celebrate"
"But I won't know the results for another 2 days..."
"Whatever, we'll prejoculate."
by thebluekick February 26, 2009
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An unfortunate and premature ejaculation by a male, usually out of sheer excitement and sexual arousal, and also due to any lack of self control whatsoever. This condition is commonly found in adolescent, pre-teens, teens, adults, middle aged, and older men. Prejaculation leads to feelings of embarrassment, anger, and hostility towards ones self, as well as the sexual partner. Prejaculation is also known to have detrimental effects on emotional and future physical intimacy. Prejaculation among straight males usually causes their female sexual partners to gossip among other kindred females, commiserate, ridicule the men in question, and buy more dildos. Prejaculation among gay men typically leads to peals of laughter and semen cascading down buttock cheeks.
Dude, I was watching some midget porn on the internet last night and playing with my man and the boys and I totally prejaculated! Gotta buy a new keyboard!
Wife/girlfriend: Honey, can you please not fondle your genetalia as we pretend to foreplay? You know you have a history of prejaculation.
Husband/boyfriend: Can you PLEASE not remind me of that? I have self-esteem issues as it is!!
Wife/girlfriend: Honey, can you please not fondle your genetalia as we pretend to foreplay? You know you have a history of prejaculation.
Husband/boyfriend: Can you PLEASE not remind me of that? I have self-esteem issues as it is!!
by johnny crap September 7, 2007
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(After a 10 minute venting session)...Guy 1: "You think I'm stupid don't you? You just think I'm the dumbest person after what I just told you"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"
Guy 2: "Bro, you're projaculate (ing). I have literally have been just listening this whole time"
by reemyb January 29, 2021
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The act of ejaculating whilst trying to complete a successful Out of Body Experience (AKA “OBE”).
(Can also be worded as "Astral Projaculation" or "Astral Projaculating")
The act of ejaculating whilst trying to complete a successful Out of Body Experience (AKA “OBE”).
(Can also be worded as "Astral Projaculation" or "Astral Projaculating")
Dude: "Last night, I was trying to escape my physical body, then suddenly I Astral Projaculated."
Dude's friend: "You must have been prettyyyy relaxed man, lucky your mum didn't walk in."
Dude's friend: "You must have been prettyyyy relaxed man, lucky your mum didn't walk in."
by gods_secretary June 24, 2011
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Usually used in reference to a situation in which someone is beating it up and accidentally skeets inside of someone they didn't plan to.
Usually used in reference to a situation in which someone is beating it up and accidentally skeets inside of someone they didn't plan to.
"I was beatin' it up raw last night and I accidentally prejaculated in that hoe before I could pull out. I hope she don't get pregnant."
by Nullpersona January 13, 2008
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