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Precrastinator

Someone who does everything in advance. Wayyyy in advance. Basically the polar opposite of a procrastinator.
Me: Oh Ms. Pap do you have our essays graded already?
Pap: Ha yea lol I was up till 2am grading because I had to have it done by Thursday.

Me: But it’s only Tuesday you still have two nights!
Pap: Well I guess I’m a precrastinator! Had to get it done!
by Thatstheteasister November 30, 2019
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peecrastination

When you have to pee, but you keep putting it off.
Peecrastination leads to that "Ahhh-why-did-I-wait-so-long feeling when you finally go.
by lovecandycane February 4, 2010
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Precrastinator

One who has the urge to get everything done in advance—the opposite of a procrastinator. It can have both positive and negative effects.

Someone with chronic precrastination will attempt to precrastinate even when they do not have the time to do so until it drives them crazy, while others will benefit from it temporarily. In other cases, precrastination will lead you to mess up because you did not think things through.
Sally already finished tomorrow's homework because she is a precrastinator.

Sally couldn't go to the party because she was precrastinating all night.

Because Sally precrastinated on her homework, she didn’t understand the material and got a bad grade.
by bluebubblezz February 24, 2014
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procrastinate

to be lazy and not do things until the last minute
one time i procrastinated and didnt do my hw until 10:00 the night before it was due. and one time i finally started a project the day after it was due. yes i am a procrastinator
by future dropout June 2, 2004
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procrastinate

I'll tell you later but not right now because I am too lazy
I always procrastinate thats why i failed school and college
by smoovestarr April 3, 2005
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procrastinatey

The feeling when you procrastinate and know you shouldn't be
On YouTube watching 7 second videos for hours because you are feeling procrastinatey
by ProCrastinator August 25, 2013
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Procrastinate before you masturbate

Taking time, maybe wasting time, before you "jerk the gherkin"
Hey Lauren remember to procrastinate before you masturbate ;)
by Frau Kowalik July 19, 2017
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