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peecrastination

When you have to pee, but you keep putting it off.
Peecrastination leads to that "Ahhh-why-did-I-wait-so-long feeling when you finally go.
by lovecandycane February 4, 2010
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Peecrastination

When you need to pee but you're too lazy to get up from your computer or your couch so you hold it in for later until you feel like you're about to pee in your pants if you don't.
Emily: I need to pee.
Connie: Then go pee.
Emily: I'm too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom right now, I'll do it later.
Connie: Peecrastination is bad for your bladder, you know.
by conmcfon June 26, 2016
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Peecrastination

When you go to pee but end up being on the toilet for more than a couple minutes because of procrastination on the phone.
Mom: What have you been doing in there?
Me: Oh, I'm just peecrastinating
Mom: peecrastination at its finest.
by peecrastination April 25, 2015
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procrastination

by Arm August 19, 2004
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Procrastination

Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
by Hayter December 1, 2009
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procrastination

What you're probably doing right now
I meant to do my paper, but went procrastinating at urbandictionary instead
by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004
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procrastination

A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003
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