peecrastination
peecrastination by lovecandycane February 4, 2010
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Peecrastination
When you need to pee but you're too lazy to get up from your computer or your couch so you hold it in for later until you feel like you're about to pee in your pants if you don't.
Emily: I need to pee.
Connie: Then go pee.
Emily: I'm too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom right now, I'll do it later.
Connie: Peecrastination is bad for your bladder, you know.
Connie: Then go pee.
Emily: I'm too lazy to get up and go to the bathroom right now, I'll do it later.
Connie: Peecrastination is bad for your bladder, you know.
Peecrastination by conmcfon June 26, 2016
Peecrastination
When you go to pee but end up being on the toilet for more than a couple minutes because of procrastination on the phone.
Mom: What have you been doing in there?
Me: Oh, I'm just peecrastinating
Mom: peecrastination at its finest.
Me: Oh, I'm just peecrastinating
Mom: peecrastination at its finest.
Peecrastination by peecrastination April 25, 2015
procrastination
procrastination by Arm August 19, 2004
Procrastination
Time wasting with intent to avoid necessary action. Typically verbalised by those with access to success yet a predisposition towards failure i.e. work-shy students approaching coursework deadlines.
"Are you doing that coursework for tomorrow?"
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
"No, I decided to put a definition of procrastination on Urban Dictionary instead."
Procrastination by Hayter December 1, 2009
procrastination
procrastination by PunkPenguin March 22, 2004
procrastination
A similar experience to masturbation, it feels good while you're doing it, but it sucks afterwards when you realize that you just fucked yourself.
procrastination by DJ jaydee August 16, 2003
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